Some thoughts

My sister in-law sent some thoughts to me in an email. I liked them and wanted to share some of them.

*How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

*Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

*I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

*I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

*Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

*When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

*Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

*And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!